Now, I'm not recommending that men should don the undersized sombrero at the office, football game or church. But I gotta tell you, there are many an occasion where it is perfectly acceptable. Here are a few moments when you're going to wish you had your trusty cowpoke lid:
- Anytime you find yourself on a beach
- Anytime you find yourself in a pool
- Anytime you find yourself outdoors smoking a cigar
- Anytime you find yourself smoking meat/fowl via the BBQ pit
- Anytime you find yourself anywear near a real Texas ranch
- Anytime you find yourself doing the Two Step
- Anytime you find yourself on horseback
- Anytime you find yourself at something called a Dude Ranch
- Anytime you find yourself holding a fishing pole or fly rod
- Anytime you find yourself on the back of a mechanical bull
- Anytime you find yourself portaying legendary football coach Bum Phillips at a costume party
- Anytime you find yourself hunting wild game
- Anytime you find yourself holding a Schlitz, Pearl, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Old Milwaukee
- Anytime you find yourself in a tube on a river with the aforementioned beer and cigar.
- And finally, anytime you're fetching the newspaper from the driveway on a bittery cold day while only wearing your Brooks Brothers Robe...well maybe that's just me!
By the BBQ
Affixing a fishing hook
In a trailer down by the river
Poolside
With Floating Aparatus
Certainly if you are on bull-back!
And here's my favorite!
With gun on saddle
So there! Lots and lots or reasons to wear the official hat of Texas. I'm sure, given adequate time, I could come up with countless addditional circumstances. If I've convinced you that perhaps you need a new lid, here's the place to get it - The Hat Store on Richmond @ Chimney Rock. Owned by Gary Cohen, the original store called The American Hat Company, was established in 1915 by Gary's grandfather. They will happily help you pick out a hat, let you choose the style for shaping and then, with years of historic craftsmanship, render you the finest in Houston Cowboy Hat's available.
My first hat...a Stetson that was my Grandfather's
Amen!
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